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談戀愛絕對不幸福 哪些星座配對是天生冤家?

俗話說:「不是一家人,不進一家門」,說的是個性相投的人在一起才能長長久久。可是生活中難免會出現一些陰差陽錯導致水火不容的人談戀愛,其結果往往讓人噴飯。12星座個性迥異,水火之勢屢見不鮮,以下就提出最讓人搖頭嘆息的三對搭配,來示範什麼是陰差陽錯的最高級別—冰火相戀。


[B][color="Olive"]第1對:雙子座VS雙魚座[/B]
這對寶貝的閃亮登場造型是神清氣爽的雙子牽著抽抽泣泣的雙魚走上來。自從那天魔鬼上身戀上對方以後局勢一直是「一方歡樂一方愁」,天生EQ指數奇高的雙子座是個十足的變臉大師,天生一種面對哀怨毫髮無傷的超能力,往往對待雙魚的浪漫亂想和多雲轉陰毫不以為然,其漠視對方的行為讓心思細膩的雙魚哭天搶地捶胸頓足。但又基於曾經的熱火朝天兩人的感情剪不斷理還亂。

經典戰事重播:雙魚對雙子說將來如果他們買下一艘自己的航船他們將一直航行直到找到魯濱遜曾經到過的小島一起男耕女織,然後如此幻想10分鐘後發現雙子已經睡著,遂氣的牙根發抖。綠著臉搖醒雙子,兩人都心生抱怨戰事升級,直到硝煙瀰漫鵝毛橫飛,正當雙魚淚痕未幹時發現雙子早已跟朋友在電話裏談笑風生,哀怨的雙魚一頭栽倒在地下。

[B][color="olive"]第2對:巨蟹座VS射手座[/B]
這倆人性格上天入地,可謂互為天敵。天生沒有安全感的巨蟹恨不得整天找個殼子把自己包裹起來,如何抵抗得了時時劍拔弩張的射手?兩個人的個性就像二胡跟架子鼓一樣不搭調,每當巨蟹輕唱:「我想有個殼,一個不需要多大的地方」的時候,射手總在高歌:「我大聲說我射的就是你!」如此陣勢還了得!巨蟹曾經愛上射手的灑脫和才華,沒想到自己永遠戰勝不了射手的花心和流浪。射手曾經愛上巨蟹的體貼和婉約,沒想到自己永遠享受不了巨蟹的婆媽和瑣碎。於是二人經常在「貓和老鼠」般的你追我趕,你瞞我騙中爭論不休,烽煙四起。

經典戰事重播:巨蟹一天問了射手20多次「你愛不愛我?」之後憤怒的射手做了一個上書大大的「愛你」的牌子擋在臉前,自己躲在牌子後面發短信。敏感的巨蟹在十萬個為什麼之後,終於忍受不了的射手座大吼一聲「給我自由!」巨蟹立刻展開了新一輪的調查:「為什麼要自由?我沒給你自由嗎?為什麼你覺得不夠自由?直到射手以頭撞牆試圖完成:「生命誠可貴,愛情價更高,若為自由故,二者皆可拋」的人生理想不料被巨蟹救下,然後………新版《十萬個為什麼》中。


[B][color="olive"]第3對:處女座VS水瓶座[/B]
處女座和水瓶座分別是地球上的兩極,她們能夠相遇相知完全是地球要爆炸的前兆!回憶起他們相戀那天處女座昏迷在病床上,水瓶座多喝了2斤白酒,在毫無意識的情況下釀成了今天的大錯他們二人表示痛心不已。天生質檢員加潔癖的處女座擅長頭頭是道的分析,天生流浪漢加發明家的水瓶座喜歡隨意懶散的生活,

天生喜歡中規中矩的處女座做事風格幾十年如一日,天生不按常理出牌的水瓶座卻嚮往生活新鮮有創意。加之處女座良好的設問能力和水瓶座優秀的辯才。於是,當一絲不苟遇到一絲不掛,當步步緊逼遇到當仁不讓,轟動的世界大戰模擬戰就這樣爆發了。

經典戰事重播:午飯時處女座端上饅頭,沮喪的水瓶叫起來:「為什麼又是饅頭?為什麼又吃圓饅頭?!」處女座立即接過話頭:「饅頭難道不能是圓的嗎?」(如此這般分析了半天為什麼滿頭是圓的)好不容易要吃飯了,處女座一聲尖叫彈起來:「你沒洗手!!!」等氣鼓鼓的水瓶洗完手出來,處女座又是一聲大吼:「濕腳快去擦乾淨!」,終於按耐不住的水瓶開始了暴風驟雨式的自我辯解,最後摔門而去,留下處女座跪在地上一邊詛咒一邊不忘擦地板,而水瓶座早已穿著拖鞋錯扣著扣子跑到了路口的拉麵攤上去了!
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沒有情侶絕對是天生冤家的.....感情是要靠雙方面互相培養的!!
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